Half the price

[Highhorse78]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart...
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

:D

[Salt-Man]

Ah Ha Ha ! That's a good one.>M<:

This guy comes into work on Monday morning and is just as happy as can be,
smiling a whistling as he works
the old colored fellow that works with him can't take it anymore so he asks him
"What in the hell are you so happy about?"
the guy relies, "Oh the wife gave me good loving all weekend long"
so the colored fellow asks him, "How the hell did you pull that off?"
the guy replies, I brought my wife flowers and wrote her a poem, you should try it."
I will he says
the next day the colored fella comes in all beat to hell
"what the heck happened to you?" the guy asks
"well I did what you said and I wrote her a poem."
"what the hell did it say to make her react like that?" the guy asks him
the colored guy says, "it went like this-
Eyes so brown
dark in complexion
jokes like this
are better in the members section

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